They say baseball is a game of inches. When 'they' say that, 'they' are wearing a plaid jacket and flood pants. They also have adult acne. But if baseball really is a game of inches, the Tigers are packing heat in their lineup like John Holmes. So, for all other teams' fans, I ask you gently, Tigers, please don't have good pitching too. I mean, besides Verlander and Scherzer and Fister and Anibal, because that would just be unfair. Yesterday, it appeared they had that with Rick Porcello. He went eight innings with zero earned runs, four baserunners and 11 Ks. After his eleventh K, the sound system played, "Rick's a Jolly Porcello." That is the best game I can remember from Porcello, by far, and I use all of his game logs as toilet paper, so I'd remember. I mean, what else am I doing in the john? Answering comments? Well, maybe. Just keep that in mind when you're asking me who I'd drop. Porcello's xFIP looks solid and his walks have always been stellar. The one flaw in his game I didn't like was his ability to K people. So far this year, his K-rate is up and way up after yesterday. If you're struggling to find a starter, I could see adding Porcello, but there's risk because he does tend to have huge blow ups. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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