Michael Wacha was within an out of a no-hitter yesterday when Zimmerman hit a bouncer to shortstop, which he barely beat out. Ryan Zimmerman doesn't want the world to see joy. He's a joy killer. Every time some 14-year-old writes jk jk jk. They're not abbreviating 'just kidding,' they're really talking about Ryan Zimmerman joy killing. For a moment, I was on board with The Joy Killer because I don't need Wacha getting hyped up anymore than necessary for next year. You hear Wacha I'm talking about? You like Wacha I'm working with? Wacha you say to that? Okay, I want to stop replacing what with Wacha, but I can't. Wacha can I do?! There is gonna be an insane amount of young pitchers next year that I'll be eyeing, and Wacha is yet another one. In 64 2/3 IP this year, he had a 9+ K/9, 2.61 xFIP and a 2.64 BB/9. Yes, please, come again. I could see this 22-year-old giving you a Shelby Miller-type season next year, maybe even, dare I say it, Matt Harvey. That's Wacha I'm talking about! Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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